
Posted 07/08/10
Most fun thing the FDA has approved since birth control pills.
Looks like someone at NASA saw Iron Man 2...
And you are my beer fetcher and will henceforth be known as GetMeAColdOne.0...yep. I love you Willow Garage.
God, Allah, Zeus, Buddah, Santa...I promise to be good and never ask for anything ever again if you let me go to iHeaven...conveniently located in Shanghai
At least I'll get a reward for shopping at prep central with my girlfriend...guess I better find those boat shoes she bought me...
This Halloween is going to be frickin' awesome...just call me Peter Parker...
Doc Brown would be so proud...
Now when I am feeling emo I can sip my caramel macchiato and blog...
And you thought political advertising campaigns were brutal.
T-Pain meets Trebek...
IT's HERE!!!
And now I can say Suck It! to all the teachers and professors who complained about my chicken scratch handwriting...
My girlfriend said I should give back more to the community...so I found this...score!
It's George Orwell's vision of Baywatch...somehow it's not as entertaining as the original.
All I want for Christmas is to be a Jedi...
Now we can have the best of both worlds.
Meet my new BFF Will G....he is going to win me so much dough it's not even funny.
I am the new James Bond of laziness...
Maybe now my girlfriend will let me get one as long as it matches the living room decor she worked so hard on...lies.
There goes my Saturday night...two words: Penis Detector...
Its almost here!...14 days and counting...
It's like making my own Pixar movie while ignoring all my overdue notices...
Batbike gone eco-friendly.
iPad = iLeak...haha.
I want it! But my wife says to leave the military ray guns to Tony Stark...
Suicide rate for iPhone users just went off the chart...
Who you gonna call?
If I didn't know any better, I'd say he's overcompPENsating for something...
It's a revolution in the world of drug dealing...
When I picture myself as Superman, I don't look like a dumbass...just sayin'.
Apple may give Google the pink slip...everyone's getting laid off these days.
I am Marty McFly...of the future
Can I just say that all of the Kindles, Nooks and all other E-Readers are all the same and nothing can replace the Playboys in my bathroom...
But the real question is will it fill in for me on game days when my wife wants to spend "quality time" together?
iPhone is the greatest phone alive!...sorry Blackberry fanboys.
This new accessory is going to make hookin' up with random chicks a little more difficult.
Let's hope they don't roll-back on your minutes...
If Sex and the City and Revenge of the Nerds had a baby, it would wear these.
Should someone warn the schools?...nah
Drunk doornob for dummies...
3D without the glasses? Let the seizures begin...
If you can read this bumper sticker, prepare to be set ablaze...
Because Wii Madden just wasn't real enough...
Looks like CSI is going to have some tough robotic competition...
The first electric clown car! Ringling Brothers better jump on this...
Hot girls in color is fine but when will it be available in 3D?
So at 3 o'clock the car just dies too?
As cell phone technology gets more inventive, so do my explanations to the wife about how I keep paying for it all...
Because scratching my own back is just silly...
Am I tripping or is the vacuum cleaner watching me?
It's the stoner's ultimate birthday present...
You can almost smell the pigskin through the phone.
No officer, I don't know how fast I was going. My jet pack didn't come with a speedometer.
I know what my fiance is getting at her bachelorette party...my balls.
Espionage pedophilia? The things technology has brought us...
Vibrations and black light? Sounds like my kind of device...
The iMaxi. It comes in red. I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.
TV, Internet, MP3 player... can it pop open a cold beer and make me a sandwich?
Does picking up your dog's crap suck? Well, now you can suck up your dog's crap. Check it out...
Phone or computer? Guess we'll find out soon enough...
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